jilted girlfriend bought hand gun

Haddeman says on Jul 6, 2009, 12:13:

My wife(Colombiana) threw a large kitchen knife at me once ,entirely deserved as I forgot the put the lid back on the toothpaste.

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geoff71 says on Jul 6, 2009, 12:19:

its cool bill. that was off topic

put the plug in the jug

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theflatline says on Jul 6, 2009, 12:30:

Colombian women are experts at throwing things.

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Rocco81 says on Jul 6, 2009, 12:44:

Throwing fawkin hissy fits is about accurate.

Sic semper tyrannis

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theflatline says on Jul 6, 2009, 12:58:

Rocco

You got that right. I left Colombia in 2001 and my ex and I are still friends, and she is still one hell of a good looking woman, but she can throw a hissy fit like ten bitches in a bitch boat.

I get them via telephone now.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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gimmedub says on Jul 6, 2009, 14:17:

speaking of which my wife and I are shopping around for a handgun for the house - wondering if that's such a smart idea now :)

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nine inch nails says on Jul 6, 2009, 14:32:

yup, was in the media today. I think she or a very jealous boyfriend did it.

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whitewidow says on Jul 6, 2009, 17:27:

professional hit

Looking for love....

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