Cannibal Cuisine

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5
+ Broiled Missionary: $15.00
+ Fried Explorer: $20.00
+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00



The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the politician?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of
crap, it takes all morning".

By morphus on Aug 19, 2008, 11:56 in Off Topic.

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dwmte7 says on Aug 19, 2008, 15:08: je je dwmte 0 funny, 0 helpful.

MaFe says on Aug 20, 2008, 06:36: ja ja ja!! Good one morphus! "All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle 0 funny, 0 helpful.

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