kernow62

lillien says on Oct 8, 2007, 11:47:

Dear Good Friend,

I am Lillien Kone, 22 yrs old, french lady,from ivorycoast nationality. The only daughter of late Mr Joseph Kone, a very wealth and famous cocoa merchant based in Abidjan the federal capital of Cote d'ivoire. Please dear heart, I inherited an amount of US$10,500,000.00 million american dollars from my late father before his sudden death, and i got the believe that you are going to help me out successfully.

Dear, i am humbly seeking for your urgent assistance in respect of transfering this my above mentioned fund into your designated bank account for an investment purposes such as in real estates managements and stock market investments.

Please dear, i am honourably soliciting for your kind and urgent assistance in the following ways :


1. Can I completely trust you?
2. Can you honestly help me as your new family?
3) To serve as the guardian of these fund and help me with investing,
since i am 22years old?
4) To provide a bank account where this money will be transfere into?

5)To make arrangement for me in your country to continue my educational career and to procure me a residential permit in your country.

Dear, honestly speaking, i am willing to offer you 15% commission of this my total fund as a mode of compensation, provided you urgent help out transfer this my funds into your nominated bank account oversees and also assist in sponsoring me into your country as i want to live in your country for the rest of my life now, please write to me through this my private email address at ( lillien.kone at yahoo.com )
Thanks for your assistance, May God almighty bless you forever.

Best Regard
lillien.

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goin_south says on Oct 31, 2007, 23:55:

so, is this what happened to Kernow?

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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Robert Jorge says on Nov 1, 2007, 00:58:

Hilarious. Kernow, are you going to get the Mrs. to agree to this transaction? Lillien asked me for the exact same favor. I declined the offer.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Nov 1, 2007, 01:00:

dwmte7 says on Nov 2, 2007, 05:27:

heh, buddy....long time i haven't seen your voice..

i want my share of the 10,500,000.00 mentioned above. i think 100 or so of her kin/buddies/ilk have made similar offers to me. everyday i get 2 to 5 e mails proffering the same bullshit.

well, give me a shout to know how ya'll are doing. we're still stuck here in 'daytona the dull' as our daughter, the youngest, is now in a very exclusive catholic school and from all appearances, we're gonna have to put up with it til she enters university.

all the best, friend,

douglas

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Nov 2, 2007, 05:29:

i love the closure..."dear, speaking honestly, blah, blah, blah......"

patriarch

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kernow62 says on Nov 25, 2007, 17:51:

Damn, I didn't even know about this thread. I hope I am not too late for that deal, wife approval pending of course.

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dwmte7 says on Nov 26, 2007, 06:12:

finally, a voice from the past.....

hope all's well with you and the mrs. where are you now?\

douglas

patriarch

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kernow62 says on Nov 28, 2007, 15:13:

Douglas I am stuck here in Orlando. I am caring for my elderly mum still, I had to pack in work and move in with her to care for her. Life isn't easy at the moment, but I am still hanging in.

Jim

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MaFe says on Jul 13, 2008, 20:53:

Kerkow enough with calling me JD...I don't care what your personal feelings toward him are...leave me out of it! If I agree with him...none of your business no reason why you should be calling me his name on threads. Thanks..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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goin_south says on Jul 14, 2008, 00:00:

Life is as easy or as difficult as you want it to be... it's a state of mind. It's a decision. No?

OH, DAMN!

MAFE!!!

NOW, THEY'RE TELLIN ME: YOU'RE REALLY JD.

And, if you don't think EVERY DAY IS A GOOD DAY, THEN... try skippin one.

Cold, yeah... I know.
So, what.
I grow tired of hearing people bitch, moan, and complain.... about circumstances.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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goin_south says on Jul 14, 2008, 00:00:

hola kernow;

sorry, I must have gotten carried away by the wind.

that wasn't really directed towards you, but... some others I know.
thanks.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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scooby_1781 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 7, 2009, 15:57: