Where can I buy a BeerBong in Bogota :D

theflatline says on Jul 29, 2009, 05:06:

Go to a hardware store buy large funnel and a length of plastic hose.

Fit the funnel into the hose and epoxy on THE OUTSIDE of the hose around the funnel.

Let dry and enjoy.

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mandotech says on Jul 29, 2009, 08:54:

I might be able to import a genuine American beerBong for you. Let me know ;-)

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Jul 29, 2009, 08:57:

SIMONNNNNNNNNN..

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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bufalo says on Jul 29, 2009, 09:07:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Colombia isn't going "dork" with all the gringos going there, noooooooooooooo, of course not.

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor Avianca sucks major.

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Rocco81 says on Jul 29, 2009, 10:09:

One up to Flatline....BUT I have a better idea. What we used to do was take the large funnel..fit the 2' plastic tubing around it, no real need for epoxy, however maybe it would havfe worked better that way. Anyo about 12" of plastic tubing from the funnel, then we bought a plastic plumbers " T " valve wich, then split into 2 seperate lengths of plastic pipe. At the end of each of the seperate ends, we had another valve with a stop switch. So, when you were ready you could race the person on the other side, by flipping the switch on 3 count. All in all from mouth to funnel you could load about 3 beers total so about 1.5 a person. The valves help cut down on the mess too as its just easier to cut off the flow if you get full or gagged.

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Rocco81 says on Jul 29, 2009, 10:15:

Boy we used to drink. I remember in University we had an anual Keg Race. It was 13 of us from my group against 15 of the guys from the other group we were on average slightly larger guys and pretty heavy drinkers to boot. We finished our keg (Bar Keg, typical American half barrel = 15.5 gallons) in under 30 minutes. The other group quit after about 40 minutes or so with probably a few gallons left. Ice cold Budweiser, no light beer.

There was a whole lot of vomiting going on during that race. Needless to say there were absolutely no girls in site during this race.

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roflandr says on Jul 29, 2009, 14:17:

mandotech if u can get me one, let me know!!
I dont really wanna build a crappy one :( my building skills are as good as my flying skills.

And Colombia isnt going dork :P But at parties, we need something special :D not just lame aguardiente shots and reggaeton hehehe altho those are kinda cool, but imagine AGUARDIENTEBONG 0_0

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theflatline says on Jul 29, 2009, 15:15:

Well,

I will tell you this, I used to shotgun beers(poke the hole in the can, then crack the top) and do keg stands and beer bongs, 20 years ago.

Now I am Zen about drinking. The booze is, I am, it will enter me, no need to dress it up.

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bufalo says on Jul 29, 2009, 19:48:

Keggers and beerbongs in Colombia - uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "gringos". One of the things I always liked about Colombia is that most people don't drink till they puke, you usually only find that in US universities. (one of the many reasons to leave the country)

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor Avianca sucks major.

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roflandr says on Jul 29, 2009, 22:41:

I'm 22 :P and is not about puking which is pretty disgusting hehehe I'm colombian but I study in the US, so I kinda miss those university parties hehehe :P

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theflatline says on Jul 30, 2009, 04:25:

bufalo

I think you are wrong.

I went to college in Colombia in 1990 when I was 20, and the students all drank like fish.

In 1990 I taught at a Colombian university for several years and my fellow Colombians do drink til they puke, and if anything tend to swill more than a typical US college student.

I have seen much barfing in Manizales en el Cable from college kids. Even in the middle of the week.

They just tend to drink the same thing all night, where kids in the US mix it up.

I grew up in New Orleans and trying to keep up in Colombia was rough for me. And I was a bartender.

And I think the UK would like a word with you about drinking as well.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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Rocco81 says on Jul 30, 2009, 05:23:

Keggers and beerbongs in Colombia - uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh "gringos". One of the things I always liked about Colombia is that most people don't drink till they puke, you usually only find that in US universities. (one of the many reasons to leave the country) - Bufalo

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I know what you're saying...I kind of hate Fratastic chest thumping and party till you puke attitude. Its 80's Frat boy shit really....but if you're just bitter about the US in general then go on and pick another reason. They drink waaay more than us in the UK and most parts of Europe. Though I'll admit they usually hold thier liquor a little better in mainland Europe than we do, its not uncommon (atleast what I've seen) to have tons of Drunk Brits, stumbling, puking as bad or worse than Americans.

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bufalo says on Jul 30, 2009, 06:01:

Yeah, it's a frat boy's image I get when I hear beer bong, etc. I've lived many years in Colombia and have seen many differences in the drinking. The US tends to have a "party till you puke" attitude which I don't see too often in Colombia (unless there are foreign tourists around). I've partied it up in both places many times and've always seen this.

While in Barcelona I noticed the UKers and the USers about the same - but that place was a circus. The worst always seem to be the girls from the US, they actually get louder (and more annoying) the drunker they get.

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor Avianca sucks major.

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esanch36 says on Jul 30, 2009, 06:19:

Me and a bunch of colombian friends rented a house in melgar, and it had a ping pong table. I bought some plastic cups and taught them how to play beer pong. They loved the game and got smashed

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bufalo says on Jul 31, 2009, 14:25:

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.....

??????

OK, that's it, I prefer the beer bong dorkiness now,never thought I would but it honestly has more class now.

"If you don't like it - lump it, take it down the road and dump it." - Archie Bunker played by Carroll O'Connor Avianca sucks major.

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excavator59 says on Jul 31, 2009, 19:48:

By beer bong I think you mean what we call in England a Yard of Ale as used in Rugby Club piss ups,I'm sure if you got dimensions a glass blower could make one ,I have 2 flower vases on the outside of the house which are like miniture ones.

Life is like a Pubic Hair on a Toilet Seat (Sooner or Later you get Pissed Off)

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excavator59 says on Jul 31, 2009, 19:53:

What about Dambusters where you clench a coin in your arse/butt cheeks everybody hums the Dambusters march you have your arms outstreched like wings then drop the coin in a glass of Beer or whatever?.

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roflandr says on Jul 31, 2009, 20:19:

GregYohn that's a beer bong dimention chart! I'm not into sports so I don't practise beerpong lol

I guess I will make my own >_>
U wouldn't dislike it so much if it came with 2 kegs of aguila :P would u?

and is not a yard of ale :p cuz beer bong can be refilled while drinking heheh pretty cool :D

for the people who still dont know what a beerbong is :) ...

this is plain awesome

wooooo




and Johnny, the on-fire toilet paper part was just... CREEPY

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excavator59 says on Aug 1, 2009, 17:16:

Ah ah that's what it looks like a funnel with lots of exits ,what happens if somebody spews /barfs when they're drinking does it go up the tube & the others get it ay no!.

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excavator59 says on Aug 1, 2009, 17:18:

Could you cut the head off an Octopuss then cut the tips off the tentacles then take all the goo out first ?.

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roflandr says on Aug 1, 2009, 18:36:

ok Johnny wasnt creepy, U are creepy lol

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