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Someone needs to dump a lil Tabasco on pbh today.

This place been boring lately.
And, what?
with me getting ready to go_south, soon.
I need some advice.
where to go in Bogota?
How to deal with the colombianas?
What to take in my bags?

How to Give Papaya?
But first, I need to know where to go to GET PAPAYA.

Is it possible to hit on the airline attendant chiquitas?
did you ever get their names? emails? fon #'s?
Just an idea, but... one of them, falling for you and they land in Miami.... Never to be seen again (in Colombia). A short cut to the Visa Process. And, you're not locked in for ninety days, get married or else!

I've never seen this sort of creative thinking before on pbh.

By goin_south on Oct 5, 2009, 05:36 in Friendly Talkzone.

goin_south says on Oct 5, 2009, 05:38:

oh! and, .... what about Hotels Mas Barrato de Bogota?
Or, is Bogota too Cosmo-Como-Gringo for such a thing???

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adsldn says on Oct 5, 2009, 05:54:

going south,
Great post! I am doing the same next week except I am going to Cali. I have these same questions twirling in my head. From what what elmodefoque indicates (and he is a mthfker!) it seems like all is on the plate if you are not a bonehead and have some game!
I am going with fluent Portuguese and little Spanish so am not thrilled about that ---I think it will be key to be friendly and the people---Colombianas will be friendly back.
Good luck

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goin_south says on Oct 5, 2009, 06:27:

they speak spanish in Bogota?!?!?
oh! ch*t!

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Grimace says on Oct 5, 2009, 06:58:

Maybe pbh should incorporate some kind of most frequently asked questions section. This I feel would clear up some monotonous questions. Then no need for Tabasco.

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goin_south says on Oct 5, 2009, 07:12:

grimace, hustling a cute airline attendant to circumvent all that chit with the visa,...
Now, that's new and progressive thinking

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goin_south says on Oct 5, 2009, 08:27:

I'm taking tabasco con habanero!
We gotta warm up those rolitas.

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babygirl says on Oct 5, 2009, 08:49:

We do need a FAQs sticky. Like on LP Thorntree.

GS: I'm jealous and I'm sure you won't be going out all that much ;)

Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

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whitewidow says on Oct 5, 2009, 09:12:

from nowhere to bogota and beyond

Looking for love....

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greg says on Oct 5, 2009, 09:30:

I wear cargo pants a lot in Bogota so i have plenty of extra room to carry toilet paper.

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theflatline says on Oct 5, 2009, 10:17:

When you are in Bogota you can get on a plane and go to Medellin.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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davidslc46 says on Oct 5, 2009, 12:55:

I am doing my best to keep it flowing.

You do not have to work very hard on PBH to get it going.

David

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lefty13 says on Oct 5, 2009, 12:59:

What airlines have the cute, young Colombianas attending? I seem to get older attendants sprinkled with a mix of hombres.

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Aji1 says on Oct 5, 2009, 13:50:

Well lefty, they are not Colombianas but they are smoking hot. Singapore Airlines, incredibly beautiful young ladies in skin tight designer uniforms. Yummy!

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

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goin_south says on Oct 5, 2009, 22:50:

I'm looking,... huskie.
nice photo of the dog, there.
Looks like he's ready to rip off the head of Little Red Riding Hood :-))

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