Rumor has it ...

ranaquajo says on Oct 29, 2009, 13:55:

... it must be true ... Brians is here and I haven't seen Sapo since this morning ...

... nihil declaro .....

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phillyguy says on Oct 30, 2009, 04:53:

Hey Brians. What a bummer last night. Did you find a place to watch the Series?

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ranaquajo says on Oct 30, 2009, 06:22:

... I just heard that Sapo was drinking in a Santa Marta bar when he got a call on his cell phone. He hung up, grinning from ear to ear, and ordered around of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Italian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody could believe that any new baby would weigh in at 25 pounds, but Sapo just shrugs, 'That's about average back home,
folks...... like I said, my boy's a typical Italian bambino.'

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of 'WOW'..... one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.


Two weeks later he returned to the bar.....

..... the bartender says, 'Say you're the father of that typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?'

Sapo answers, 'Seventeen pounds.'

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. 'What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!'

Sapo takes a long swig of Sambuca, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says.....

'We had him circumcised.'

... nihil declaro .....

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ranaquajo says on Oct 30, 2009, 06:31:

... glad to see the original rumor was not true .....

... nihil declaro .....

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dguittar says on Oct 30, 2009, 12:11:

An old cowboy from Utah sat down at the Starbucks in Bogota and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy..'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?' He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

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dwmte7 says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:13:

cool.

patriarch

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ranaquajo says on Oct 31, 2009, 06:50:

... thanks dg ..... I think I know that cowboy ....... and it seems the Brians/Sapo story keeps changing ...

... what I am hearing now is that Brians was invited to Sapo's finca for the week ... to hunt ...

The first night, they stayed up until the wee hours, drinking and playing cards.

The next morning, Brians is raring to go, of course, but his "costeño" host is much the worse for wear. After finding himself unable to even face a cup of coffee, Sapo finally says "I just can't do it, I'm too hung over.....Tell you what, you take my gun and my dogs and go out hunting by yourself."

Much to Sapo's surprise, Brians is back in less than an hour. "What happened???" Sapo asks.

"Ran out of dogs..." answers Brians.

... nihil declaro .....

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