La pobreza es cruel ...

ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 29, 2009, 10:04:

theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 10:15:

For real, she needs a plato de comia to fill that ass out so her pants do not fall off.

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ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 29, 2009, 10:17:

theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 10:25:

She is probably go to work at Hooters, that "family" restaurant in Cali.

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davidyamiga says on Oct 29, 2009, 10:50:

ranaquajo...no puedo creer que viste esta criatura en Utah!

Otra vez en casa...Cali!

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dwmte7 says on Oct 29, 2009, 11:13:

not to worry, a tongue would hold up those drawers

patriarch

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 11:36:

Looking at the size of those hands, a penis might be holding it up in the front.

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AFEE13 says on Oct 29, 2009, 11:48:

Flatline..agreed..nothing pretty here..just a tall chick? dude? and def. no back..Chicks with no backs don't get love in my book..they need to have a fatty

Never looking back or too far in front of me, the present is a gift and I just want to BE

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ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 29, 2009, 11:55:

dwmte7 says on Oct 29, 2009, 12:03:

living proof GOD wasted youth on the young.........."she ain't got no back" what can i say to a man who traded his eyes for sight.

just pass her over to me and you naysayers be on your way.

you can have the chick with some 'back' above. i'm sure you'll like your choice. GOD NEVER PUT AN ASS LIKE THAT ON SOME DUDE. i'm clueless where you youngsters hang out. but you need a head shakin. or a talkin to out behind the barn where the elders tell those wet behind the ears the facts of life. norm....your daddy was way to wise to tell you shit like that. i can smell that behind from the photograph.

patriarch

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 12:10:

Jenna Von Oy from the show Blossom. Short, thick, and built for comfort not for speed. Aguanta un coolo asi.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 29, 2009, 12:23:

that young lady's into rollerderby....mi, quiero la flaca. listo

patriarch

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whitewidow says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:35:

i'm down with the 1st girl

I'm no doper! I just play one on TV.

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davidyamiga says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:47:

I will duel you over her, WW. How about a run to the refrigerator for a beer?

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dwmte7 says on Oct 29, 2009, 16:12:

the way i learned it.........the closer the bones, the sweeter the meat. whata we gonna do.....'train' the chick?

patriarch

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apeters says on Oct 29, 2009, 17:44:

2nd girl all the way!!! thicker with some nice culo is better than real thin with nothin in the back.

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whitewidow says on Oct 29, 2009, 19:17:

my pecker is too short for those thick women....

I'm no doper! I just play one on TV.

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Juepaje says on Oct 30, 2009, 01:56:

The first one is the best of all. The jeans do not do her justice. Put her in a thong and you would see the light. Beach or anywhere else, I would go with number one than any of the others. Ta buena. Que Coulito!

Sic enim dilexit Deus mundum ut Filium suum unigenitum daret ut omnis qui credit in eum non pereat sed habeat vitam aeternam.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 30, 2009, 06:53:

you got it, juepaje, these youngsters just haven't seen the light....following the rule, 'there's more bounce to the ounce'. but time will guide them to the truth. that beautiful flaca is---ooowiee--the best. fine, fine, fine. qio, flaca!!!

patriarch

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davidyamiga says on Oct 30, 2009, 08:16:

Douglas...you are dribbling...

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 30, 2009, 12:49:

OOOH the first girl is hot! I would eat a mile of her poop to see the hole it came out of! jiji

Where she at?

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Rabeka says on Oct 30, 2009, 12:54:

*barf * that's creative, they could make it into a song like the one by the proclaimers......

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davidyamiga says on Oct 30, 2009, 13:45:

No wonder Million can not get any colombianas! With that taste, they all run away. They do not even ask him for a visa!

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:03:

Amazing!
Almost every guy in this thread seems to prefer the tall blonde in the first picture and yet they are in COLOMBIA or are going there to chase girls that could be carbon copies of the shortlegged girl with a big butt:))

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:39:

Desi,

I prefer a girl whose face I can see. And the girl with the big butt is good looking.

Here are more of that large butt.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:15:

yawn.

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Oct 30, 2009, 15:17:

patriarch

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 30, 2009, 16:31:

yea right David I would stack up any one of my women over anything you have ever had in your life. Anytime anyplace. People think they know me. So funny. Just another loser gringo can't get a woman and doesn't ahve a sense of humor. You are projecting all kinds of shit.

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 30, 2009, 16:32:

Desi that decribes the women in Cali more than here in Bogota. I have been where women like that are plentiful but they don't tend to shave. Can't go there. jiji

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davidyamiga says on Oct 31, 2009, 08:27:

Million..to me, you sound gay. Or someone who is scared of women. Or someone who has really been damaged by a woman. You sound bitter!

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oneforyourmillion says on Oct 31, 2009, 10:15:

Damaged by women? yep well haven't we all been? But for sure I am not gay? jaja Maybe your gay and hoping for a match? You sound like an innocent little bo peep gringo that has no clue that women here attracted to your gringoness are wolves in sheep clothing. Probably got no game and never had any, this is your fools paradise. I did not come here to meet women and that is not why I am here. Truth be told I would trade any relationship I had with gringas over all but one I had with Colombians. The only good one I had I still have and it started in the US. 10 years now and she is a good girl, one in a million.

I just know one thing and that is how to treat a lady when I find one. I also know how to spot the wolf. I will say this since all you bobo fokin gringos showed up and have let these women run all over you it has been harder for a gringo to meet a good woman here. So thanks for that. Why because your stupidity reflects on all of us and also reflects on any good girl being seen with a gringo.

So to all of you contributing to that I say FOK YOU TOO!

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ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 31, 2009, 11:00:

ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 31, 2009, 11:14:

theflatline says on Oct 31, 2009, 11:20:

Rana,

Nobody wants a novia con antena. Gas.

And the blond walking around with her nalgitas probably is one, because even the trampiest of tramps would be loath to display her wares so publicly. Looks like an Atlantic City street walker, she turns around and you are greeted by a mouth with less teeth than a jackolantern.

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Saltador says on Oct 31, 2009, 11:21:

I think she would work for flatline and elmo...

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theflatline says on Oct 31, 2009, 11:36:

Salt,

I would have to take my vitamins and get a good night sleep, would have to bring my a game. She looks like she would expect it.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 31, 2009, 11:39:

Saltador says on Oct 31, 2009, 12:27:

Dam I loves me some Johnny Bravo :-)

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dwmte7 says on Oct 31, 2009, 16:23:

you guys watch out...................that last gal will rip your head off and shit down your neck.

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Oct 31, 2009, 16:24:

she got some thairoids!

patriarch

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oneforyourmillion says on Nov 1, 2009, 08:58:

Damn that girl clearly does not walk anywhere, she just hops around from place to place.... jaja

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Rocco81 says on Nov 10, 2009, 23:18:

Saltador I would have relations with that woman....ohhhh baaaay bee

Sic semper tyrannis

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