| Share |
Golfing in Cartegena...
... it seems that Antithesis and Miguel_Clavo were out playing golf earlier this week at the Karibana
... and neither of them was going to tell us about it ... apparently Anti and Clavo went with a couple of
the developers ...
... a couple of women were playing behind them ... the first of the twosome teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward the foursome of men playing the next hole.
... indeed, the ball hit one of the men ....... Clavo immediately clasped his hands together at his
crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony...
... the woman rushed down to Clavo and immediately began to apologize ... she said, "Please allow
me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow" ...
... "ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be all right...I'll be fine in a few minutes," he replied breathlessly as he
remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch ...
... but she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him ... she gently took his hands away and
laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside ..... she began to
massage him .......
... she then asked him, "How does that feel?"
... "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
By ranaquajo on Oct 31, 2009, 14:30 in Travel tips.
|
Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 31, 2009, 14:39: Oh Yeah?? And what was AT doing at the time???? Wheres my wingman? jajajjajaj...youre too funny "So Many PBH Potatoheads.......So Little Time"......El Titiritero (The Puppeteer).....www.slapdoll.com 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
ranaquajo says on Oct 31, 2009, 14:47: how's the thumb ...? ... nihil declaro ..... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
theflatline says on Oct 31, 2009, 14:51: Golfing is great, you do not have to walk, break a sweat, and you can booze the entire time. Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 31, 2009, 14:56: wasnt the thumb......=) "So Many PBH Potatoheads.......So Little Time"......El Titiritero (The Puppeteer).....www.slapdoll.com 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 31, 2009, 15:01: Try Golfing in CTG you will break a sweat....no carts or shade....ugh "So Many PBH Potatoheads.......So Little Time"......El Titiritero (The Puppeteer).....www.slapdoll.com 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
ranaquajo says on Oct 31, 2009, 15:02: ... actually this was a lead-in to a discussion of golf in Colombia in general and the status of the Karibana ... ... nihil declaro ..... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
ranaquajo says on Oct 31, 2009, 16:35: ... apparently all the golfers are out playing golf ... ... nihil declaro ..... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 31, 2009, 17:40: I am looking forward to them growing and grooming grass for their golf course project here. Should be interesting, Golf on dirt and sand. Nothing grows here except poverty. "So Many PBH Potatoheads.......So Little Time"......El Titiritero (The Puppeteer).....www.slapdoll.com 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
ranaquajo says on Oct 31, 2009, 18:33: ... yes, growing and grooming grass for the project should provide full-time employment for a few ... I'm guessing they will find a way to make the place look like it does on their website ..... I'm curious - have you run into many tourists bemoaning the lack of golf courses? ... or is this an effort to attract a different segment of the tourist market? ... nihil declaro ..... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 31, 2009, 19:00: i do not know anyone who golfs here. AT is the only one i actually spoke with about golf clubs and courses. I heard there was one near the airport. But everything near there looks dead, grasswise. Maybe it will be an indoor course? jajajj "So Many PBH Potatoheads.......So Little Time"......El Titiritero (The Puppeteer).....www.slapdoll.com 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
ranaquajo says on Oct 31, 2009, 19:49: I guess we'll just have to wait for AT to finish the game ....... PHI 3 / NYY 2 top of the 5th ... ... nihil declaro ..... 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
billyb says on Oct 31, 2009, 20:37: "Golfing is great, you do not have to walk, break a sweat, and you can booze the entire time." "All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man. 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
pilotguy says on Nov 1, 2009, 07:45: Great golf course here close to manizales, club campestre. Absolutely beautiful, however, wide fairways, not tough course.
0 funny, 0 helpful. |
|
|
Miguel_Clavo says on Nov 1, 2009, 07:46: Hey AT, wasnt the thumb, see above photo. jajaj "So Many PBH Potatoheads.......So Little Time"......El Titiritero (The Puppeteer).....www.slapdoll.com 0 funny, 0 helpful. |
More posts by the same author:
The Man-made Global Warming Hoax 9
My Colombian experience ... 22
E-mail from a paisa - VENEZUELA, DESPIERTA!!! 0
Venezuela 'helped Eta and Farc plot against Uribe' ... 6
The Bet … 10
Trip Report - First Time in Colombia ... 11
Did the monkey go on strike ...? 17
Why I Had to Change Hotels Last Night ... 32
Abbreviated timeline: History of Colombia ... 9
And God created Colombia ... 46
Need gastronomic help in Barranquilla ... 18
Lo que cuesta una novia en una noche de placer en Medellín 16
Americas: |
Africa: |
Asia:
|
Travel: Other forums: And: |
If you're not a part of this travelicious experiment just yet, just sign up here. It's free & easy.
About PBH | How PBH works | Community rules | RSS feeds
© 1998 - 2010 Peter Van Dijck, all rights reserved.