elmodefoque

turnmeon says on Aug 21, 2008, 09:07:

btw something i just noticed too desideria desppeared at the same time elmodefoque did, are tey two together on a getaway vacation in cartagena?

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MaFe says on Aug 21, 2008, 09:12:

That would be interesting....ja ja

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Aug 21, 2008, 09:15:

i think he is gone to Barranquilla, he will be back don't worry :)))

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miamimike says on Aug 21, 2008, 09:15:

Not surprising. A Lot of old time posters aren't here as often, for whatever reasons.

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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morphus says on Aug 21, 2008, 09:17:

Probably busy fishing. He was just on here yesterday.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Aug 21, 2008, 09:20:

miamimike says on Aug 21 (today): flag

Not surprising. A Lot of old time posters aren't here as often, for whatever reasons.

low season in PBH :))

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webmanco says on Aug 21, 2008, 09:33:

Elmo has been deported back to Colombia, he didn´t comeback after he was taken for his daily walk in NYC

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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turnmeon says on Aug 21, 2008, 10:03:

come on i miss elmodefoque, hes too funny, we need him around

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MaFe says on Aug 21, 2008, 11:15:

Morphus...our post are being deleted...
again...nice body morphus...

elmodefoque is very funny...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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morphus says on Aug 21, 2008, 11:15:

Thanks! You too :)

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MaFe says on Aug 21, 2008, 11:16:

get ready for more deletion....

so back to text breaking...is that normal? As far as I know it's bad!!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Mononoke28 says on Aug 21, 2008, 11:17:

turnmeon says on Aug 21 (today)
come on i miss elmodefoque, hes too funny, we need him around
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¡Eh María pero que traga! XD

Diana

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sanandressi says on Aug 21, 2008, 11:51:

Sorry, but I don't think modefoque is very funny. Well, I suppose if I was to believe that he is the resident wisecrack of PBH then I could think he was funny. Maybe if I knew him personally? Sometimes I think he lacks love and self esteem and needs a big bear hug!

It seems to really bother mode how the gringos can go to Colombia and can score a hot chick. (And all the problems that can come with it Mode!) He complains about how he does not trust Colombians including his own family. I don't understand the Mode....

Then, of course, there is his nickname in this forum which struck me as rather odd.... EL MODEFOQUE.....cute indeed.

Most of the time I just dismiss his posts anyway but I don't care if he returns to this forum or not. The smart comments and such have gotten rather old to me.

My opinion.

"FDR in 1929 as president went on televison..." Joe Biden DEMOCRAT VP candidate who just keeps on giving! FDR elected 1932 and television appeared in the 1950''s LOL

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MaFe says on Aug 21, 2008, 11:57:

sanandressi says on Aug 21 (today): flag
"It seems to really bother mode how the gringos can go to Colombia and can score a hot chick. (And all the problems that can come with it Mode!) He complains about how he does not trust Colombians including his own family. I don't understand the Mode...."


sanandressi, that is how the cookie crumbles..
No one is forcing Colombian women to marry foreigners..most want that...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:11:

hey, I aint DEAD YET!!!
just got back from fishing and now i'm downloading music for my trip to cuarramba, in a few weeks.
My gringo buddy rented an apt en el norte de barranquilla and i'm downloading my Ipod with music we grew up with, stuff that was popular when most of you modefoques weren't even born, culi cagaos.
We plan to blast the building with classic rock and after we get all them young broads drunk, we play salsa y vallenato. if i like this building i'm buying my fokin apt here, next to that modefoque (mig)
here's good ol drinking and heroin music. Gee, i feel like shooting up some dope jijiji

I'll get there, when I get there!

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:13:

Who's your Gringo buddy? Is "Mig" Miguel from Saint Louis?

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MaFe says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:15:

Your quote is wrong, I know a family of 38 Barranquilleros (born in Colombia) living on Long Island...jaaaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaaaaa


elmodefoque have fun, live, enjoy, eat well, drink well, sleep well, play well!!!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:25:

tinto, yeah, that would be miguel,
he's been living in curramba for a few months now.
Hola mafe y que dice mi reina.
before i croak i plan to make a big stinking messs. I'm gonna do everthing i'm not suppose to, hell i've already lived a long fokin time, paque mas?
i'm retired and single!!! y me gusta singa mucho jijij
another of our favorite

I'll get there, when I get there!

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richardshari says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:26:

Mode, I thought you had a wife, didn't you go to dinner with the inlaws not too long ago? Que la pases rico en Curramba!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:31:

uhmm elmo for someone who criticized the British i much surprise you are a fan of the rolling Stone :P

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:32:

and after we blast curramba with rock then we play this

I'll get there, when I get there!

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MaFe says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:42:

Just because someone dislikes something of a culture/coutry doesn't mean you can't enjoy one aspect of what the country offers...

elmodefoque muy bien mijito...enjoy Colombia...que rico!!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Saltador says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:43:

elmo,
When are you going to be in barranquilla? I'll be in Cartagena Sep 5-15...

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miamimike says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:44:

Elmo--ask your Buddy to PM me! last time we were out in Miami before he moved he was going to send me an update on his new Col Life! So far no email, I take he is keeping "busy" and am glad he has been not sequestered".

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:53:

my wify lives iin queens and i live in manhattan.
she's my best friend and i love the chit outta her, BUT i'm addicted to HOOKERS.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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richardshari says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:55:

That's what i'm talking about Mode!! Guepaaaa!!

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Aug 21, 2008, 12:58:

Thanks, Elmo, I didn't know Miguel had moved.

So which is going to give out first? The alcohol supply in Barranquilla, your bank accounts or your livers?

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2008, 13:02:

mike, he should be back on line as soon as he gets internet connection. It was suppose to be yesterday, but in colombia they live by yogi's law "we get there when we get there"
Saltador, i should be in cartagena in mid sept. after my wify' takes her citizenship test.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2008, 13:08:

in my case my, the nose is gonna go first, then my liver, then my pee pee, then my bank account.
The most expensive chit is them thar viagra, they go for 20 mil pesos a piece, not that i need them, but i like to start about 11pm and end at 9 am, next day, just in time for a breakfast of yuca, huevo frito y quezo blanco and a costenita

I'll get there, when I get there!

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toneloc24 says on Aug 21, 2008, 13:19:

MM - Just sent you a PM on Migs. He's doing well in BAQ.

"Don't tase me, bro!!!!"

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romy says on Aug 21, 2008, 13:24:

elmo- sounds like your heart is of concern then...

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2008, 13:25:

i gotta go and walk my daughter's little doggie,
in return she buys me dinner,

I'll get there, when I get there!

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webmanco says on Aug 21, 2008, 13:29:

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 65 barranquilleros, i'm one. CURRAMBA, EL MEJOR VIVIDERO DEL MUNDO!

27 38=65

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Aug 21, 2008, 17:07:

another song i'll be blasting while out in my balcony looking to el mar caribe from my apt in barranquilla .
I prefer retired, ex druggie whore mongers from USA for company. Our local grils will be in the pool downstairs drinking our booze, getting all nice and drunk for us.
They gotta be all liquored up to do OLD modefoques like us. .

thank you!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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richardshari says on Aug 21, 2008, 17:48:

Mode, asomate al post, "going back to colombia" y dime que piensas!

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papiChulo says on Aug 21, 2008, 18:25:

oh crikey richardshari...

richardshari says on Aug 21 (today): flag

Mode, asomate al post, "going back to colombia" y dime que piensas!


now you're a colombia hater?

some of the rudest people I know don't smoke

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richardshari says on Aug 21, 2008, 19:29:

Not at all Papi, not at all, on the contrary!

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papiChulo says on Aug 22, 2008, 04:29:

richardshari... then why do you ask help to put shit on another post of some young bloke wanting to return to his homeland?

mentirosa!

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btwells72 says on Aug 22, 2008, 05:19:

speaking of classic rock... If you love the Stones, this will kick your ass, straight from Detroit, circa 1969:

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papiChulo says on Aug 22, 2008, 05:29:

yeah baby where's da LSD... good one btwells

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richardshari says on Aug 22, 2008, 05:40:

Papichulo, why are you taking everything so personal? I have to laugh! Tranquilo ombe! jajajajaja!

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btwells72 says on Aug 22, 2008, 05:42:

"... it gets in your brain, drives you insane, liquid frenzy...!!!"
You got it ... Only band ballsy enough to play during the 1968 Democratic Convention in Chicago, just as the cops started busting heads.

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papiChulo says on Aug 22, 2008, 07:22:

shari mi amor no diga me meirda de colombia... :)

I'm soory but I love your counrty more so than most... you would have no idea how much... ;)

some of the rudest people I know don't smoke

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richardshari says on Aug 22, 2008, 07:50:

shari mi amor no diga me meirda de colombia... :)
??? Makes no sense.

BTW - It's NOT my country, it's MY parents country! LOLOL

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papiChulo says on Aug 22, 2008, 07:54:

"BTW - It's NOT my country, it's MY parents country! LOLOL"
ahhh so the truth comes out shari or are you richard toady...;)

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richardshari says on Aug 22, 2008, 08:02:

Mijo, if you read the post correctly you would have read that both of us were born in the USA to Colombian parents! LOLOL

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turnmeon says on Aug 22, 2008, 08:05:

you two seem to get along very well lol

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papiChulo says on Aug 22, 2008, 09:42:

richardshari... I still don't see why you both don't have your own handles... tienes huevos????

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MaFe says on Aug 22, 2008, 11:13:

My parents countries are also my countries...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 17:44:

music for old gringo modefoques to enjoy in my stabin cabbin in barranquilla and take us back to our glory days when we did NOT have to pay to get laid

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 17:54:

i'm gonna have plenty of GERITOL in my medicine cabinet for my gringo guests and no one under 50 is allowed, except for a few of my younger buddies

I'll get there, when I get there!

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webmanco says on Aug 23, 2008, 18:05:

Elmo forget about La Guajira, las burras and Barranquilla, God Bless América

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 18:15:

la fokin guajira?? i've not lived there in 65 fokin years.
what i want is a place where old modefoques like me could come and enjoy while in barranquilla.
we could sit around getting drunk listening to old rock classics, discussing all the the different drugs we used and our experiences in viet nam .
young, good for nothing, gasta ropa moedefoques have theit hostel and chit, now i'll have place for old relics to enjoy.

I'll get there, when I get there!

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webmanco says on Aug 23, 2008, 18:19:

Un rumbeadero para gente de la tercera edad, última edad :-)

...A yo, déjenme queto y no me jodan má! ...

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 18:23:

ultima edad!!
'siiiii jijijijij

i just smoked some dope with my brother and now having flashback, please bare with me

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 19:29:

oh chit, a republican right winger from them thar yahoo states

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 19:35:

i wipe my hairy ass with class


thank you

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 19:37:

a few months ago i shaved all the hair in my ass, guess what? is back

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 19:44:

you ever get dingleberries?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:06:

i'm bored shitless. i cant wait to go back to curramba, meanwhile i like to fok with "classy" modefoques like you

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:07:

hey calibitch, check this out jijijij

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:09:

hey, you ever screw a burra?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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gringoloid says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:14:

how about some blues.............a few Harleys..........couple of cases of Corona...........and my latina wonder woman........

i ain't ready to die yet, baby.....

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:15:

hey classy modefoque, where are you?

wait, i feel a fokin earthquake, or am i too fokin hign?

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:20:

gringoloid, that is fokin EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean it, fokin EXCELLENT!!!!!!
thanks

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:25:

try yahoo??? i like yoohoo

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:29:

my space??
i'm an old modefoque what do i know from myspace, i'm lucky to turn this fokin thing on.
I grew up with fokin 8 track tapes .

I'll get there, when I get there!

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elmodefoque says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:44:

gringoloid, i can't find that chit on limewire?
any suggestions?
thanks and nighty nite, is way pass my bedtime

nevermind, i FOUND IT!!

I'll get there, when I get there!

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gringoloid says on Aug 23, 2008, 20:50:

elmo.......you have to go to the website......

http://www.charliemusselwhite.com/?page=music

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romy says on Aug 23, 2008, 23:55:

seems like calibeach is making an impression, trying too hard at least

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richardshari says on Aug 24, 2008, 06:32:

Mode- you too damn much!! As a matter of fact someone sent me yesterday the video to El avanico Sanyo, que vaina mas comica! Cuando te vas?

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aztec says on Aug 24, 2008, 06:48:

calibeach, You really should be here a little while longer before making those observations about Elmo. I'm about as conservative as one can be yet I find he offers real information. True most often in a shocking manner but one can see between the lines the character of a man.

Elmo, born into a humble life has had a hard road to travel. Having survived into the later years of his life, he now looks around and finds himself alone and stranded between two cultures. He longs to return to the world of his childhood but even there he is afraid he will be rejected. Thus some reasons for the bravadoes.

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