Bill´s Pizza new catering services (Medellín)

theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 09:22:

Sounds good if I can get the Filet without the mushroom sauce. Traditionally it is not served with any top of sauce so you can savor the taste of the beef.

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whitewidow says on Oct 29, 2009, 11:07:

jejejejeje!

i never pay for my food in mde as most of it is inferior.

I'm no doper! I just play one on TV.

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 12:15:

Gourmet and pizza are two words that should not be strung together.

Like discerning palate or cuisine with colombian after them.

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 12:20:

What happens if after living in Colombia your senses are dulled, and you think the pizza is good. Then you get back to the states and are like "oh my god, even Papa Johns is delicious"

Colombia has good simple, plain food.

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 12:24:

Yep. Though, there is a place in Manizales that I went to years ago that this chick made me a pizza that was good and had sauce on it.

And it turned out she was from Philly, but had lived in Manizales from ten years. She had not spoken english in so long it was like speaking to a feral child.

She also used to rock a mean garlic knot with marinara for the dipping. Plus she had real pepperoni.

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 12:28:

She was already married. I used to call her and she would deliver strombolis to the house steaming hot.

Actually mi novia en esa epoca was rather spectacular for my ugly ass, I think she needed glasses. one of those girls that are so pretty you watch them while they sleep.

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 12:33:

There are only two places in Manizales that I have real mozza. La Dolce Vita, an excellent italian place run by a guy from italy.

And La Suiza, they put it on their salads.

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mcheasley says on Oct 29, 2009, 12:49:

I have had Pizza from 9 different restaurants in Medellin and still can't find a decent one..... I had my first Pizza Hut pizza EVER last month when i went back to the States for a week... Dang, it was Delicious (there was crust, cheese, sauce, and Sausage)... I ended up bringing back 6 Boboli Pizza crust, Real Cheese, Classico Sauce , and I just grill the Pollo on the BBQ for the topping...... The things we do to make life a little easier..... ENJOY.................

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 13:23:

Greg,

If you did not like paying for inferior product, then there would be very few things you could buy in Colombia food wise.

Did you ask before hand? Because you always need to ask at least three times in Colombia.

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 13:32:

Greg my very American compatriot, let my three decades of wandering around in Colombia help you. Coupled with being Colombian and American, I tend to have a better view of the place than Colombians who have never left the country, or Americans who live there.

Price in Colombia does not equate to quality, even though Colombians tend to think so.

Expecting something in Colombia to be as it is in the rest of the world is a HUGE mistake.

I always expect the worst in Colombia, and was trained by my Colombian family to do so.

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ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:08:

theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:23:

I love you guyz!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:23:

Howdy!

I bet even though GregYawn complained about the inferior pizza, the whole pizza pie was eaten by him and family.

Sounds like a scam to me...go in with no money, order a pizza, complain about it, and not pay for it. THAT is scandalous.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:30:

Howdy Anti! Howdy Brians! Howdy Flat! Howdy Doody (GY)!

Call in the ScandalBusters, of course!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:34:

or the Fraud Unit.....for the scam scandal....=)

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johnny2009 says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:40:

Sprigimace, good luck with the new business venture

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:42:

next door to the Broad Unit????

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:42:

johnny2009. sent you a PM earlier, fyi

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 29, 2009, 14:50:

Who loves ya, GregYawn...???????? WE LOVES YA!

where else other than PBH would you get this much attention?????

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 29, 2009, 15:00:

He directed it to you???? figures....

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spigrimace says on Oct 29, 2009, 15:01:

Johnny, actually it is a friend´s venture. He asked me to post it, since he cannot join the site as PBH is currently closed to new members.

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theflatline says on Oct 29, 2009, 15:01:

I think thems is dueling words. Pick your weapons gentlemen.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 29, 2009, 15:03:

AT, i think that GregYawn **meant** to say was "Don't Piss Off Miguel_Clavo!"....that would make more sense......

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billyb says on Oct 29, 2009, 19:16:

Is Greg threatening people here like he is poor JB on the other thread? Greg, you are out of control man ;)

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babygirl says on Oct 29, 2009, 20:27:

Greg....

Could you not tell by looking at the mushrooms they were canned? I'm a picky eater and always ask about what I'm ordering ahead of time so I don't go hungry and waste food. I prefer fresh ingredients as well BUT it's not THEIR fault that you don't eat canned shrooms. Why didn't you just pick them off? You're very lucky because if I were the manager I would have made you pay. There was nothing wrong with the food.

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babygirl says on Oct 29, 2009, 20:29:

oh sorry... sounds like a great idea! I hope all goes well and TFL I think I just might like a shitake mushroom sauce on my filet, sounds wonderful :p

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billyb says on Oct 29, 2009, 20:40:

Canned or fresh? Because if he is going to pay for a "superior" costume, it damned better be fresh, or, like that movie title, there will BE blood.

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teeo9111 says on Oct 29, 2009, 20:51:

TFL - I go to La Suiza all the time, I think for Colombia their food is pretty damn good. Their pizza is the best I've had in Colombia but I admit I haven't had a real lot of them because the first three or four places I tried sucked big time. The new food court in Parque Caldas has three or four pizza places doing a goldmine business,people standing in line five deep at lunch time and the pizza is so bad I almost hurled.

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billyb says on Oct 29, 2009, 20:54:

"I have a wedding to go to on Saturday. It should be alot of fun though! :)"

Not yours, I trust.

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MaBarker says on Oct 30, 2009, 06:57:

The only reason you were returned your money was that the business is probably unregistered, like half the businesses in Colombia.

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medefockinllin says on Oct 30, 2009, 07:02:

GregYohn - you are something else when it comes to looking after the pennies!!! Good on you.

By the way, you do know that canned produce is normally more expensive than fresh in Colombia?

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spigrimace says on Oct 30, 2009, 07:28:

I agree with babygirl. GregYohn, did you ask the restaurant about the mushrooms prior to ordering? Caveat Emptor = Buyer beware and in almost all transactions, the burden always lies on the buyer. Personally as an ex-restaurant owner, regardless of price; you agreed to the price by ordering and if you didnt ask us what type of mushrooms one uses and simply ordered mushrooms and received mushrooms, and you declined to pay, I would have called the cops on you. The burden lies on you to know what you are buying. P.S. I will make a suggestion to Bill to use fresh mushrooms as I do not know what type he uses!

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babygirl says on Oct 30, 2009, 08:15:

spigrimice... maybe you should start another thread about the business and hopefully it wont get hijacked this time about shrooms and bad za?? ;)

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 08:35:

teeo9111

La Suiza, the one you are more than likely eating at is the newer one en El Cable, down the hill from Jaun Valdez. The food is good and always constant because it is run by a Swiss guy who is a task master. The original one is downtown and I know he has one in Pereira as well. My father has been Don Max's attorney for years.

I do not think the menu has changed in 20 years.

The real beauty is that La Suiza has some of the most gorgeous women in town working there, but the owner is so strict they are practically covered head to toe. Sit in there when they go on their lunch break and have to and come in their civvies.


Going down the hill, like towards your place(stadium right) look for a sign that says Mario Brothers. They sell the best ribs in town.

For good cheap Colombian food, downton, they have a place called Patacas, which is like a blue plate diner. Really good and cheap. I will show it to you.

That food court you are talking about they have been revamping for years, and it has been nasty for the last 20 years, so I cannot imagine any improvement.

One thing I like to do with friends or a date is to go the top floor of Cable Plaza, at the end there is a little bar with an incredible view, and the waitress from the bar will go over to Chispa Loca and get you fresh plate of chicken and crunchy arepas.

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pedro (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 30, 2009, 08:44:

theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 08:45:

he was just all worked up after the dinner show.

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MaBarker says on Oct 30, 2009, 08:55:

Fill in a caption below the picture of GY. What is GY complaining about?

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MaBarker says on Oct 30, 2009, 08:56:

Anyone who has had a restaurant knows this type of customer. They come in looking for a reason to not pay the bill.

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 09:10:

Took me about 2 minutes living in Colombia to realize they were not big mushroom eaters.

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babygirl says on Oct 30, 2009, 09:44:

Hey guys... anybody see the movie Waiting? hahahaha. Sorry couldn't resist, I can't even watch this scene without gagging and THIS is why I keep my mouth shut in restaurants. END OF STORY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS79YzlFuL8

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billyb says on Oct 30, 2009, 10:13:

Maybe greg just saw Five Easy Pieces and now fancies himself a bit of a Nicholson.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 11:41:

Hola Howdy!

Sorry i am late for the party!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 11:52:

Lets all say Howdy to Doody!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 11:59:

Hola to all the Clavistas in PBH! And a shout out to my #1 FAN Beetlejuice!

Thank you, and have a spiffy day!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 12:05:

You were there???? AT and I couldnt coordinate things right so we lost out.....let me know when you are out there again, and i will go visit there......beside, Sapo is getting old and borring....=)

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 12:25:

Greg,

Can you speak spanish? I mean not your typical hand full of words gringo spanish.

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johnny2009 says on Oct 30, 2009, 12:33:

No vale la pena aprender el español
Es el idioma preferido por los enanos y maricones

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babygirl says on Oct 30, 2009, 13:15:

Omg you guys. haha.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:09:

Hola!

I have never seen so many posters out of control at the same time!

You should all be put in a boat, taken off shore, and sunk.

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:32:

Miguel,

I would believe PBH is really a ship of fools.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:34:

More like one big fookin dysfunctional family......PBH at its finest!.

Hey RAAAY, you smell anything funny, chuckles???

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:35:

I have to admit, though, there are some funny people posting here.....this shit is hilarious.....

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:41:

Miguel, at least we know who to contact in Colombia if we need expert advice on chopping mushrooms.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 14:54:

The Master ShroomHead?

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MaBarker says on Oct 30, 2009, 16:40:

Mr. GY: My statement is an opinion that is backed up with years of experience in my families restaurants as well as working my way through college as a waitress in many different restaurants.

I first said that the reason your restaurant did not call the police is because they may be unregistered with DIAN and did not want to draw attention. Half of all businesses in Colombia may not be registered. If you came into a restaurant that I owned, it would be registered and I would have the police on your ass.

I've seen your type time and again. Complain and complain over nothing, and then get the meal for free. (I've comped many meals when I did think the customer may have had a legitamate complaint.)

If the restaurant advertised fresh mushrooms, then I would agree with you. But making a big deal over nothing and then saying you're not going to pay gives you away. The games you NMG's play don't fool anyone; plain and simple, you chiseled some poor Colombian out of a pizza.

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MaBarker says on Oct 30, 2009, 16:55:

The food in Bogotá is really bad. The food all over Colombia is really bad. But the food here in Medellín is really disgusting. it's ten times worse than Bogotá. I've been served better food in jail.

But you know what? Lots of things are not right and don't work in any third world country. We learn to accept the problems because we enjoy the culture and the people so much.

Deep down we know this is not New Orleans or New York when it comes to dining, and we don't expect it to be.

GY, if you live here then you are aware of all the problems; almost nothing is first world and we all know it and accept it. It's annoying, but it's the price we have to pay.

You remarked that your barrio restaurant serves fresh mushrooms and so all restaurants are held to that standard does not hold water in a third world country.

NMG looking for a free meal.........case closed.

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 30, 2009, 17:02:

billyb says on Oct 30, 2009, 17:08:

"I did pay for the wine that was 6000 pesos more than the price available at a nearby supermarket."

$3 dollar markup over supermarket prices? That is nothing, wish they had that kind of markup in San Francisco. Just out of curiosity Greg, how much did you get charged for this "expensive" bottle of wine?

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MaBarker says on Oct 30, 2009, 17:08:

Mr. makopp, I'm not complaining, I'm not looking for a free meal; I accept the cuisine consequences because I'm in Colombia and not northern Italy.

what's the restaurants where you eat in Bogotá?

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MaBarker says on Oct 30, 2009, 17:17:

GY, I don't care what the restaurant was or where it is or how many people know about it or what you even wrote.

My analysis is based solely on your No Money Guy behavior. Haha, "I made a offer of 50% for the pizza""

Actions speak louder than words.

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pedro (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 30, 2009, 17:17:

billyb says on Oct 30, 2009, 17:21:

Pedro, maybe you could get them to put a plaque outside stating that this was the site of the notorious PBH mushroom "incident" of 2009. His courageous stand brings to mind the Greensboro Four incident of 1960 in NC.

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johnny2009 says on Oct 30, 2009, 17:27:

Don't want to fan the flames of the gregyohn but I also once refused to pay for a pizza
In my defence it was only borderline edible. They kept returning it and in the end it looked like toasted roadkill. I refused to pay for my gourmet abortion and the manager offered to sack the waiter for me.

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MaBarker says on Oct 30, 2009, 17:32:

Many have been wondering where the term 'No Money Guy' came from; well you need not ask any further. it comes from PBH and sits buried in a thread.

It doens't matter if you are penniless; It's how you ACT that determines if you are an NMG.!

I guess someone named PepeA wrote this:

NMG = No Money Guy

No Money Guys are pretty easy to identify. You can usually find them
bragging about the hotel they found for $7 and the hooker they found for
$5. The fact that both the hotel and the hooker are infested with ticks
is irrelevant because they got themselves a bargain. Often NMGs will
talk about the “free” encounter they had but normally forget to
mention the girl looked like Oprah.

No Money Guys love to give out free business advice to people they do
not know especially when that advice relates to things they cannot
afford. The irony is that if the NMGs had any business skills then they
would have money, and therefore no longer be NMGs. One should be very
careful when reading advice from a NMG unless you too want to become a
NMG. Nothing can make you become a NMG faster than taking business
advice from a NMG.

No Money Guys hate expensive hotels because they are afraid the owners
might make money. They think everyone in the world should also be a
NMG. When they see someone successful it really pisses them off since
it makes it so obvious that they are NMGs.

No Money Guys like to use “cool” Internet names to describe
themselves. If you see a name like “winner”, “IamKing”
“bigdick” or “karateman” then you can almost be certain it is a
NMG. They are like the fat girl who uses “sexy69” as her alias.

No Money Guys have a lot of time to post criticism on the Internet since
they have no money to go out and get laid. Guys with money spend their
time in Colombia getting laid so they have no time to post about how
expensive hotels are.

No Money Guys are not fun to hang out with because they are always
talking about the thing they do not have, viz; money. When hanging out
with a NMG you will often hear things like “Man, that beer was $2.00,
what a rip-off” or “You paid how much? You got ripped off” or
“Holy shit that is expensive, I only paid…..” People with money
cannot spend more than 10 minutes with a NMG because the constant
references to money gives normal people headaches.

No Money Guys can be found at night time walking around the streets of
San Diego trying to negotiate with street girls. If the poor hungry
girl asks for $20.00 then the NMG will immediately run to the nearest
computer to post a warning that the prices are “going through the
roof!” and better be careful since they are asking “gringo prices
now”. However, if the poor hungry girl asks for $10.00 then the NMG
will post about what a “sweetheart” he found who did not charge
extra for anal because “she really liked me”.

No Money Guys are always trying to find a scam so they can live in
places like Colombia with little or no money. Once upon a time, in a
country not so far away, there were a couple of “brothers” who gave
everyone 3% a month return on their “investment”. Several NMGs told
me that I should also invest in the brothers. When the beer came out my
nostrils from laughing too hard the NMGs usually became very angry
before explaining how I “did not know how things worked down here”.
Several of the same NMGs are now in Colombia minus the money they
“invested”.

No Money Guys always have negative things to say about almost
everything. When someone buys a really nice apartment a MNG will say
“I would never buy something like that because [insert lame excuse
here].” When someone buys a nice car a NMG will say “I would never
buy something like that because [insert other lame excuse here]. The
fact of the matter is the NMG would never buy either because he has no
fucking money to buy anything.

No Money Guys spoil the party. If you want to go for diner at Parque
Lleras it is too expensive for them. If they do come they will complain
all night about the price of the food and explain how the owners are
“screwing us”. If you want to call some girls they will whine about
the taxi fair. Once the girls arrive they will try to talk them down to
a price that pisses off the girls. Once the girls are pissed then the
night is fucked. Thank you NMG.

No Money Guys always have invisible rich friends. You will never meet
the friend but you will often hear about how the NMG’s friend has a
better [insert anything here] than you do. “Oh, sure, that is a nice
XXXX but my friend has a much nicer one.” “Yep…yep…your car
only goes 166mph but I once saw a car that went 195mph.” “My friend
once paid a girl $500.” “My friend would never stay in a dump like
where you live……yada, yada, yada.”

No Money Guys have always been to better places compared to where you
have been. They always know about the place where thousands of
beautiful girls just lined up to give their pussy away for free to any
gringo. NMGs usually tell you about this “other” place in between
complaining about where they presently are. When you ask them why they
do not go back to the “other” place they get mad. The fact is when
they are at the “other” place they complain exactly the same and
talk about how they know somewhere else that is better.

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MaBarker says on Oct 30, 2009, 17:41:

I thought I took out all the crude sexual references, but I see some are still there. I'll clean it up further if the mods require. The uncensored version still sits in an old thread.

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billyb says on Oct 30, 2009, 18:26:

I was thinking it was the Inter as well, since he mentioned the casino next door, but he said it was a white table cloth rest, which I don't recall it being. It does have a decent pizza for Cali standards. So if it is the pizza joint at the Inter, then Greggie is stretching the truth to make his argument more palatable (no pun intended).

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 30, 2009, 18:39:

Could you guys please stop this?
If I asked nicely?

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 30, 2009, 18:42:

:)
and now?

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 18:48:

Yeah, Desi...you tell them to knock it off.....those guys are putzes.....go get em!

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 30, 2009, 18:50:

No he didn't.
He just said that he refused to pay for a pizza because it didn't have fresh mushrooms on it. He paid for the wine. Not all of us hold the high standards of Mr. Yohn about our food (I'm a pragmatic, you ate it you pay for it) and I'm pretty sure the incident was highly educational: next time Greg orders a pizza in Colombia he will ask about the mushrooms first.

You guys started the FLAMING.

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 18:51:

Desi,

Ordering pizza in Colombia and expecting it to be good is like you ordering Reindeer or venison there and expecting them to serve it correctly.

Now ubre de vaca on the other hand, that you can order safely.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Oct 30, 2009, 18:53:

Flamers! All of you! Have you no shame??? Have you no Decency?????


ok, i am out to go see another side of Cartagena......


Bye Ladies! Dont miss me!!!!!!!

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 30, 2009, 18:55:

I have no problem with the Colombian pizza. I usually eat my pizza at Karen's, but it's not my favorite dish anyway. I usually eat whatever is served on my plate as long as it's wholesome:))

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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theflatline says on Oct 30, 2009, 19:00:

Desi,

Me too, as long as I can verify that it is not full of manteca. But I am not a huge fan of pizza in Colombia. Colombia does best with it's own simple food.

I am cooking a venison roast tomorrow, because I know when I am in Colombia my fresh game will be non existent.

Legaleez for Complete Morons - A book for gringos in Colombia for who think they understand the nature of the law in a country where they cannot speak the language.

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manINred says on Oct 30, 2009, 19:32:

Hilarity!

I personally think pizza in Colombia is utter shite. But I always paid the restaurant that served it.

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spigrimace says on Oct 31, 2009, 04:22:

I think I just spent 15 minutes deleting like 200 emails of "[PBH] New comment on Bill´s Pizza new catering services (Medellín)". No good deed goes unpunished. Now go patronize my buddy at Bills. Joysee Bill will be there on Dec. 6th and onward. Feel free to go say hi and tell him to make sure he uses fresh mushrooms, so this never happens again!

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spigrimace says on Oct 31, 2009, 04:35:

Since I am a masochist....I just received a really nice carrefour 24 page ad magazine all for wines and nice things to accompany them like serrano ham, cheeses, chorizos, etc. I´m impressed that they have Cirison from spain at $659.990. They even have Mumm, Moet and Dom ready for New years. At least GY said his wine was in a bottle and not in a box. Ok, Let ´er rip, I need more emails to make me feel important.

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Robert Jorge says on Nov 1, 2009, 18:09:

Ok Greg, so you don't go through the torture of having a canned mushroom again, here's what you say: "Esa pizza viene hongo fresco, o hongo enlatado jefe?" That might not be perfect, but should be understood. Do you speak Spanish Greg? It's hard to know exactly what your getting if you can't even ask even basic questions.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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MaBarker says on Nov 1, 2009, 19:14:

From the definition of a NMG above:

......No Money Guys spoil the party. If you want to go for diner at Parque
Lleras it is too expensive for them. If they do come they will complain
all night about the price of the food and explain how the owners are
“screwing us”...........

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billyb says on Nov 5, 2009, 10:46:

"they called me Gringo on my way out the door!"

I'm betting it was more like "gringo malparido" what they called you.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Nov 5, 2009, 11:05:

Like i posted earlier.....What a scam that is.....=0

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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babygirl says on Nov 5, 2009, 12:16:

spigrimace says on Oct 31, 2009, 04:22: flag
I think I just spent 15 minutes deleting like 200 emails of "[PBH] New comment on Bill´s Pizza new catering services (Medellín)". No good deed goes unpunished. Now go patronize my buddy at Bills. Joysee Bill will be there on Dec. 6th and onward. Feel free to go say hi and tell him to make sure he uses fresh mushrooms, so this never happens again!
*******
Hahahaa. Another reason why I changed contact email addresses, my blackberry would go bananas with notifications from PBH. Really annoying.

So you guys still talking about mushrooms??

Best quote of the week... "should I be taking this pill with wine?" Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

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babygirl says on Nov 5, 2009, 12:17:

PS: I hope someone in the area is going to use this guy's service after all this! ;)

Best quote of the week... "should I be taking this pill with wine?" Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

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